Crazy bob doesn't show up at our house anymore
Because he's still mad at my dad
Johnny doesn't show up at our house anymore
Because Johnny is dead

Crazy Bob doesn't show up at our house anymore
Because he's still mad at my dad
Johnny doesn't show up at our house anymore
Because Johnny is dead

Crazy Bob doesn't show up at our house anymore
Because he's still mad at my dad
Johnny doesn't show up at our house
Because Johnny is dead, dead, dead, dead, dead

He said: Don't be sad
It's pretty fun
I don't pay taxes, and I don't run
And I'm still in great shape

Crazy Bob doesn't show up at our house anymore
Because he's still mad at my dad
Johnny doesn't show up at our house
Because Johnny is dead