I wanna be the one you
drunk text first
when you're outta beer
At 3 Am at some shitty house party
in South Philly
I wanna be your drunk text romance
Textualize me
Bike home drunk with me on speaker
Just kidding don't do that, please

This is a song about texting
Don't you know anything?
(Don't you know anything?)
Just bike home and go to sleep
'Cuz that'd be cool and safe
Text me in the morning, though
Or whatever

Act like I care
Oh, I don't
But just text me in the morning
(Just text me in the morning anyway)
When you're feeling better
(You're feeling better)

I wanna be your drunk text romance
Your next morning nonsense
A quick call before bed
Quick call before bed

Wanna be your drunk text romance
Your next morning nonsense
A quick call before bed
Call before bed

Just text me in the morning
When you're feeling better
I guess