Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain!

Aw gee, you kids don't want to hear that story again, do you?

Oh yes we do!

Oh no you don't.

Oh yes we do!

Oh no you don't!

Please, Captain Greg?

Well only if you promise to let me practice my body painting on you later.

Sure!

Well here's the story of the pirates of Spain. There was a ship, and it was from Spain. And all the people on it had black hats on, so I shot and stabbed them all!

Even the girls?

Especially the girls!

Yay!