Got brand new Docs 'cause you walked away
And a rose gold watch 'cause you were always late
Must be hard to feel sad
When you're spending the bag, right?
Got new Ray Ban's, you can't see my eyes
Maybe buy a car so I find my drive
It's probably hard to feel bad
In a new Cadillac, right?

Nothing in this life is free
And heartbreak's an expensive thing
And there's a cure but it ain't cheap
All I know is retail therapy
I hate feeling empty
Buy pretty things that I don't need
Did it for the dopamine 'cause
All I know is retail therapy

Welcome, welcome to my version of self-care
The only thing that's soft about me must be my cashmere
If I can't replace you at least
I can replace fits from last year
And I'm so mad that I got a leather jacket
Buy another suitcase but you're still my baggage
And if it doesn't have a ribbon, baby
I don't want the package (No, I don't want it)

Diamond rings and plastic hearts
A sweater that can keep me warm
'Cause you don't do it anymore

Nothing in this life is free
And heartbreak's an expensive thing
And there's a cure but it ain't cheap
All I know is retail therapy
I hate feeling empty
Buy pretty things that I don't need
Did it for the dopamine 'cause
All I know is retail therapy