[Intro: Jackie Beat]
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
and all through the town
Every queen was invited, from fishy, to clown
A blizzard was brewing, a snow storm was near
But, nothing could keep them from the event of the year
Carrying casseroles, presents, and booze
They sloshed through the snow
in their high-heeled shoes
They each braved the blustery, dastardly cold
Unaware of the madness the evening would hold
And so starts a story that's crazy, but true
So snuggle up tight, for Christmas Queens 2

[Various Queens Chatting]
Manila Luzon: Brr! Oh, my God, it's so cold!
Alaska Thunderfuck: I know, I can't feel my nose!
Manila: Here, let me feel it for you
Alaska: Ow!
Manila: Sorry! SS- Ugh, why did I wear these shoes!
Alaska: I know
why did I wear these luxurious 6- 8- 12 inch heels!
Manila: You mean 2 inch heels?
Alaska: Oh!
*Doorbell and door knocking*
Alaska: Ohp, guess nobody's home, bye!
*Door opens*
Jackie Beat: Hi, girls!
Manila: Jackie Beat!
Alaska: Oh, heyy, girll
Manila: Are you gonna get dressed for your own party?
Just kidding, you look great
Jackie: Huh, hilarious
Why can't you be that funny on stage, Manila?
Manila: Oh, shut up, let's get in here
Jackie: There's a load of laundry
in the back for you to start on
Thorgy Thor: Hi, guys!
Ivy Winters and Pandora Boxx: Merry Christmaas!
Thorgy: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
Ivy: Look at this party!
Pandora: Yeah
Thorgy: What a joy it is to spend it with you shady bitches
Ivy: I know, I agree!
Pandora: Where's the food?
Thorgy: Where are my presents? Ahahaha!
Ivy: Oh, hey, Jiggles. What a beautiful smile!
Jiggly Caliente: I bought it! It's finally paid for!
*Girls laughing*
Alaska: You know what this party needs?
Jackie: A live goat and a kiddie pool
full of butterscotch pudding?
Alaska: Ahahah! No, silly, some music!
Manila: Let's sing a song!
All: Yeah! Laugh*