Hey Jinkx!
Oh, hey Sherry
Shalom, bitch
Many Mazels, mama
Alright, that's enough schtick

Of all the Jewish holidays, my favorite one is here
It's closer to my heart than onion bagel, [?] , and shmear
If you thought Yam Kippur was fun, hold on to your yarmulkes
Yenta's, yutz', shiksa's, gather 'round for Hanukkah

I only sleep with circumcised men, they all come 40 off
Wow

Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Eight days and nights of joy
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
For girls but not for goys
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Your candle shines so bright
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
A festival of lights

I did bring Grandmother [?] pudding
UUghh

Instead of oil we light candles on shiny menorahs
Our stories inspire faith in half-Jews like these old [?]
We're full of wine and latkes by the time [?] is through
And we wish a very happy Chhanukkah to you

Okay, that one went into my eye
UUghh

Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Eight days and nights of joy
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
For girls but not for goys
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Your candle shines so bright
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
A festival of lights

I think I'm choking on the matzah

Ohyoyoyoyoy, ohyoyoyoy
Ohyooyooyoyoyoy
OOhhyoohh
OO!
Oy, vey
Shut up!

(x2)
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Eight days and nights of joy
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
For girls but not for goys
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Your candle shines so bright
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
A festival of lights

Oy, bitch, pour me some more Manischevitz
L'chaim!

Happy Hanukkah
This was a Mitzvah
Next year, we're celebrating at your house
Hah!