[Queens Discussing]
Thorgy: Ugh. By the way
I had always like wonderful Christmases
but did anybody ever have like burn down?
Like, when they were young or anything?
Others: No
Jiggly: I wanted a Barbie so bad
but my mom gave me a G. I. Joe
Manila: Okay, but does anyone have
any really bad Christmas stories?
Alaska: Umm, this one time my dad got my mom
a curly fry maker
Jackie: ... A what?
Alaska: It's like a curling iron, but for potatoes
Others: Ohh
Manila: Yeah... Deep-fried carbs on Christmas is pretty bad
but does anyone have
any really, really bad Christmas stories?
Jackie: Hey, you guys, I've got one
Manila: Yeah, what is it, Jackie Beat?
Jackie: Picture it. Me, a little girl
sitting at the Christmas table surrounded by my family
The year was 1989 and
Alaska: Girl, really?
Jackie: ... 1972. Shut up and let me tell the story
*Choking up* Anyway
so there I am, surrounded by my family like I said
eating Christmas dinner, and I turned to my dad
and I said "Hey, dad, will you please pass the gravy? "
and guess what he said?
Alaska: That he's not your real dad, and he never was?
Jackie: No. He said, and get this
"Sorry, Jackie, we're out of gravy! "
*Queens gasp and Jackie sobs*
Alaska: Oh, you're such a card, Jackie
And speaking of cards, this is my new song
"Chr! $Tm@$ $Ux"