They say the World will finish soon
All the aerosols and CO2
Are burning through the ozone layer
And raising sea levels everywhere
So I decided I would take a stand
Change my life make a plan
Try to save the Earth, bit by bit,
But I cant say it was worth it

Bought a Prius for my girlfriend,
Electrics good for the environment,
But its quiet and I didnt hear her,
As that sodding car got nearer
I broke my spine in seven places
Lost a kidney and smashed my face in
I did my bit for global warming
Lets hope my spine will start reforming

Going green is killing me,
I thought these changes were easy
If sea levels rise, with pollution mounting
Ill buy a boat I can float about in
Going green is killing me,
I thought these changes were easy
Ill take my chances with acid rain
If it means I can avoid this pain.

I wanted to make the future bright
So I turned my fridge off every night
Yes my energy outputs low
But I also contracted Polio
I now have a fever and stomach pains
Constipation and severe migraines
But hey the polar bears are fine
It was worth it all I think youll find

Going green is killing me,
I thought these changes were easy
If sea levels rise, with pollution mounting
Ill buy a boat I can float about in
Going green is killing me,
I thought these changes were easy
Ill take my chances with acid rain
If it means I can avoid this pain.
My aunt did her bit for the next generation
By not refilling at that petrol station
Her car broke down on a dark country lane
And she was never seen again

Used no antiperspirant for a month
Cos Aerosols cause the planet harm
My girlfriend left, lived with her mum
I smelled like a dead cat left in the sun
I decided to bank online,
Save trips to the bank, paper and time,
Account got hacked, next thing I knew,
Id transferred all my cash to some bloke called Stu

Going green is killing me,
I thought these changes were easy
If sea levels rise, with pollution mounting
Ill buy a boat I can float about in
Going green is killing me,
I thought these changes were easy
In 100 years. Well mae a better day
Sod that I wont be here anyway