Astronaut drifts weightless through the P.A.
He has a gun, says "makes me bigger than life"

Time for all the batheing girls in slasher films to die
Before they could warn us all that we're wasting our lives
I've got the biggest smoke machine
That this side of the earth has ever seen
Smoke that makes a rocket blast looklike a candle stick
Smoke that's gonna choke us all 'cause we're so sick

Come along with me on a long winded cattle trip
The cows know me
Pointless needs
Make smoke machines

I'll stand up for you
Stand up for me
I'll stand up for you
Stand up for you

Come along with me on a long winded cattle trip
The cows know me
Pointless needs
Make smoke machines