[VELMA]

Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all

That

Jazz

Slick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip

Is gonna blow the blues

And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at United Drug

I case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do that-

[VELMA AND COMPANY]

Jazz

[COMPANY]

Skidoo!

[VELMA]

And all that Jazz

[COMPANY]

Hotcha!

Whoopee!

[VELMA]

And all that Jazz

[COMPANY]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

[ALL]

And all that jazz

[CASELY (spoken)]

Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?

[VELMA (Spoken)]

No, her husband is not at home.

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose

[ALL]

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

Right up here

Is where I store the juice

[ALL]

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

Come on, babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I bet you luck Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

to all that Jazz?

[COMPANY]

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[VELMA]

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

[VELMA]

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle

If she'd hear her baby's queer

For all that jazz

[VELMA]

And All that jazz

Come on, babe

Why Don't we paint

The town?

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Oh, you're gonna see

Your

Sheba

Shimmy shake

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

I'm gonna

Rouge my knees

And roll my

Stockings down

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Oh

She's gonna shimmy

'Till her garters

Break

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Show her where to

Park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood'd

Curdle

If she'd hear

Her baby's queer

For all that jazz

[ROXIE (Spoken)]

So that's it, huh Fred?

[CASELY (Spoken)]

yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.

[ROXIE (Spoken)]

Oh, Fred...

[GIRLS (Spoken)]

Oh, Fred...

[CASELY (Spoken)]

Yeah?

[ROXIE (Spoken)]

Nobody walks out on me.

[CASELY (Spoken)]

Sweetheart-

[ROXIE (Spoken)]

Oh, don't "sweetheart" me,

you son-of-a-bitch!

[COMPANY]

Hotcha!

Whoopee!

Jazz!

[ROXIE (Spoken)]

Oh, I gotta pee!

[VELMA]

No, I'm no one's wife

But, Oh, I love my life

And all that Jazz!

[COMPANY]

That Jazz!