One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint coz that's what I like,

a policeman stopped me and began to stare and he said hey sonny what you smoking there ?

I said it's a reefer do you want some policeman ?

It's a reefer do you want a blast ?

It's a reefer do you want some policeman or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass ?

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike and took my reefer which he quite liked,

We got to the station and his eyes were all red and the Seargent said, constable your outta your head,

He said yeah it's a reefer do you want some Seargent?

It's a reefer do you want a blast ?

It's a reefer do you want some Seargent or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass ?

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,

when he got back and rolled another 8 and they were being past round every copper in the place,

Well I sold to ounces and 1/16th and they had rolled the biggest joint that world has ever seen,

and they all sang together

It's a reefer do you want some mindless ?

It's a reefer do you want a blast ?

It's a reefer do you want some mindless ?

Thanks for your company and thanks for the grass.