If you fool with my wife
I'll tell you what I will do
If you fool with my wife
I'll tell you what I will do
I'm gonna sharpen up my knife
Oh well well 'cause I'm going down with you

Well there ain't no sense fooling
With another man's wife
Well there ain't no sense in fooling
With another man's wife
Well there's too many single women
Oh well well to make that big mistake in life

Play it for me now
Don't make too many mistakes
Yes they got too many single women
For man to make a mistake like that in life

If I catch you with mine
Tell you what I'm going to do
So if I catch you with mine
Tell you what I'm going to do
I'm gonna start my chopping
Oh well well then I'm going down with you

So if you wanna stay healthy
And live your whole life through
So if you wanna stay healthy
And live your whole life through
I'll go get a woman of your own
Oh well well
Let that do

Now fooling with my wife
You know that was not fair
Well now fooling with my wife
You know that was not fair
'cause if I catch you with mine
Oh well well you know you will be nowhere