[Chamillionaire + (Female)]
This for the streets (Nah this for the radio) [3X]
Well it's for radio then just keep it street (Well go on do it then!)

[Chamillionaire]
Nah that ain't a problem at all my man
Got a lot of rubber bands, time to count up all my grands
Well go on do it then - put a ninth caller in
Now we got a lot of jams, we gon' play a lot of Cham
Well go on do it then - she can say she is not a fan
Tell me she ain't got a man, plus she got a lot of damn!
.. And she love how the Impala can
change a bunch of colors like you lookin at a hologram
.. She wanna ride off on 24's
Butterfly do's raise up, she feelin so..
special and she like my music better slow
Tell me that I'm fin' to blow, I reply to her "I know!"

[Chorus: Chamillionaire]
So let me break it down and do somethin I know the ladies can feel
She say she's lovin my style
Turn on the radio and you probably hearin nothin but the
Chamillitary mayne
We interruptin this donkey just to let you hear a message from me
I'm representin the South
And know how we get down, my poop is gold we gotta keep it gutter and street
(Go on do it then!)

[Chamillionaire]
I got a big hairy girl, I call her Shady/Aftermath
Cause she love a rapper, see a nigga sippin lean snatch him fast
Fine and you can't say that she don't have an ass
Plus her eyes green enough to even up and match my bart
Hispanic college girl that love to dance right after preschool
Pray the way she back that ass up her class she has to pass
The others bad and black, take her to the bachelor pad
Crib big yo, her man's crib is less than half of that

[Hook: manny fresh]
Call up the DJ's on your caller id
They'll say young jeezy got a crazy flow
My radio station doesn't play it though
Say he gotta make somethin for the ladies so

[Chorus]

[Chamillionaire]
Relax boy, lax boy, triumph is the sound
I've made it here, guatemala gon' have to feel me now
Hear that bass come bommin, boys see me being lazy
Also see that fast gooch gooch when I pass him up
Turn it up, tell the listeners to listen hair
Listenin here the thickest rapper in the Southern hempisphere
Yeah, keep it gutter,I RAPED MY TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! suckers missin in the picture yeah
We erased them from the paper, like an eraser that pressured

[Hook]

[Chorus]

[Female]
Now they know the name that's running the little town of pheonix
Them boyz down in Houston that got the boys on lock
But just about time they slow and don't know
Somebody tell em the name
Chamillitary mayne
Ha ha
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