Johnny wants a six pack
Gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack

Johnny wants a six pack
He's gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack now

Working hour after hour 8 days a week
If he has to stay sober he aint able to speak
Boss take his blood in return for change
Straight to the liquor store he runs in a daze

Johnny wants a six pack
Gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack

Johnny wants a six pack
He's gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack now

Fumbling his check his hands shake with glee
6 pretty bottles is all he wants to see
To drink his dinner down is where he wants to be
Drunk as a skunk by 6:03

Johnny wants a six pack
Gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack

Johnny wants a six pack
He's gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack now

Don't stand in his way when he's side walk bound
He's got no problem knocking you to the ground
Handycapped, homeless people strollers will fly
Get out of his way or your going to die!

Johnny wants a six pack
He'll kill you for beer
Gonna have a heart attack
You better stand clear
Johnny wants a six pack
Johnny wants a six pack
He's gonna have a heart attack
Johnny wants a six pack now