[Verse 1]
Come on darlin' toss em back
We got nowhere else to be
You tell me not to talk like that
And most the time I agree

[Verse 2]
Party at your parent's house
Jumping off the balcony
Kiss you like there's no one else
Then I let you down as if you came naturally

[Chorus]
You don't have to be like me, Alligator
You don't have to be like me, Alligator

[Verse 3]
Maybe we should stop for gas
Check out the scenery
Pick up other people's trash
Let 'em get off easily

[Verse 4]
Party at your parent's house
Jumping off the balcony
Kiss you like there's no one else
Then I let you down

[Chorus]
You don't have to be like me, Alligator
You don't have to be like me, Alligator