My love is a bad idea
A drunk conversation
Actin' without hesitation
My love is a real bad seed
A vicious dom
Holds my hair back when I have to vomit

All I ever needed
Is a fat paycheck, two Xanax, deus ex machina
All I ever needed
Are some handcuffs in the passenger seat

I kick back like there's no tomorrow
I beg, steal or borrow
I let it all hang free
'Cause you're a freak like me
I know even I get carried away
But I'ma lock it down someday
'Cause it's plain to see
You're a freak like me

My love is a split-level home
A brick through a broken window
A real sordid sideshow feature
My love is a skin-tight suit
A tattered overcoat with steel-toed combat boots

All I ever needed
Is a Tv set in 3d technicolor dreamin'
All I ever needed
Is a lukewarm room, two pillows, sheets, some muffled screaming

I kick back like there's no tomorrow
I beg, steal or borrow
I let it all hang free
'Cause you're a freak like me
Baby, I got your heart in a chokehold
Now there's nowhere to go
'Cause it's plain to see
That you're a freak like me
You're a freak like me
You're a freak like me