Said he wouldn't do it, but he did it again

I was washing his jeans, found Jenny's lipstick

Stepped outside and lit a cigarette

I ain't figured out what I'ma do with him yet

Ooh, I hope mama and God forgive me

Ooh, I'm giving that wheel to whiskey

I'm sitting out here, getting drunk as a mother

Bottle in one hand, gun in the other

He might wanna think about staying at her house

I'm on the front porch drinking, thinking right now

What would Jack do?

What would Jack do?

Tell the sheriff it was Jack when he asks who

Angel on my shoulder says, "Don't do nothin'"

Jack says, "Don't feel bad, he had it comin'"

Jack says, "Dig a hole, he'll be any minute now"

Jack says, "Do it in the kitchen

then burn that whole house down"

I'm sitting out here, getting drunk as a mother

Bottle in one hand, gun in the other

He might wanna think about staying at her house

I'm on the front porch drinking, thinking right now

What would Jack do?

What would Jack do?

Tell the sheriff it was Jack when he asks who

What would Jack do?

What would Jack do?

If he was hoping for mercy, I got some bad news

I'm sitting out here, getting drunk as a mother

Bottle in one hand, gun in the other

He might wanna think about staying at her house

I'm on the front porch drinking, thinking right now

What would Jack do?

What would Jack do?

Tell the sheriff it was Jack when he asks who

What would Jack do?

What would Jack do?

If he was hoping for mercy, I got some bad news

Yeah, I got some bad news