I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,

I want a girl who knows what's best,

I want a girl with shoes that cut,

and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

I want a girl with the right allocations,

Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.

She's playing with her jewelry,

She's putting up her hair,

She's touring the facility

and picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early, (gets up early!)

I want a girl who stays up late, (stays up late!)

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,(uninterrupted!)

Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape.

With fingernails that shine like justice,

and a voice that is dark like tinted glass,

She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.

She's touring the facility

and picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.

(na na na na.....)

I want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smooth liquidation!)

I want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!)

At Citibank we will meet accidentally, (meet accidentally!)

We start to talk when she borrows my pen.

She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest,

She wants a car that will get her there.

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen,

She's trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LaBaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

(na na na na na.....)