If you're thinking that you might go out on the town tonight
If you're lonesome and you need someone to hold you tight
If you're thinking that the night life might make you feel gay
Lock all the door pull down the shades help's on the way

If the telephone starts ringing just let it ring
And if you hear the doorbell don't say a thing
Hangin' on out on the frontdoor gone for today
Then lock all the door pull down the shades help's on the way

Don't do nothing you might reap it later
Get a goodhouse keeping magazine read
Then look at my picture on the mantel
It might be just the thing that you need

If the sun goes down and you don't feel no better
Just remember that I'm a coming home to stay
But before you go to bed and cover up your head
Lock all the door pull down the shades help's on the way
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Don't do nothing you might reap it later...
Well if the sun goes down and you don't feel no better...