We ain't your typical white picket fence 'round a front yard

Stick figure family on the back of a sports car

Something you'd find on the front of post card

No, that ain't never been us

We got a momma that you wouldn't wanna take home to Momma

Got a daddy with a girlfriend who loves marijuana

Sister took a swing at her first boy's father

'Cause that no-show never showed up

Wanna go toe to toe, then good luck

Yeah, it's our family business

The open sign's always on

We go together like mismatched dishes

All a little broken but we're right at home

We might fight like junkyard dogs

Fall out 'bout every other Christmas

Best to keep your nose out of where it don't belong

And mind your own damn family business

We're a couple cold Coors Lights short of a twelve pack

Love like the Devil and quiet as a Hellcat

You mess with one and you'll get the whole damn pack

So, don't say nothin' that you never can take back

Yeah, it's our family business

The open sign's always on

We go together like mismatched dishes

We're all a little broken but we're right at home

We might fight like junkyard dogs

Fall out 'bout every other Christmas

Best to keep your nose out of where it don't belong

And mind your own damn family business

It ain't perfect

But it's worth it

On the days we get along

Yeah, it's our family business

The open sign's always on

We go together like mismatched dishes

We're all a little broken but we're right at home

We might fight like junkyard dogs

Fall out 'bout every other Christmas

Best to keep your nose out of where it don't belong

And mind your own damn family business

Your own damn family business

And mind your own damn family business

Aw, my, my