I'm Britney Spears and I'm shaking my ass

I sign a thousand autographs

Please - just get to the point when you talk to me

And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet

Yea this business is fucked

And I want some fun

I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb and Dumber

Sike- I take that back, I'm just trickin' you see

Cause when I show my belly everybody copies me

It's kinda cool, nothin' but guys

But I'm just Britney Spears and I got all this power

But the bottom line is I don't even use it

Right when you become a bitch that's when you lose it

So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?

I've always got my friends to hold me all the way

Happiness is the key, and love when you fall

Like Lauren Hill said you ain't got that - got nothing at all, y'all

So how you been?

It's been awhile.

But it feels nice

It really feels nice

Yea