Hail! All Hail! to the Pineapple King!
He saunters cause he knows what you're thinking because
Hail! All Hail! to the Pineapple King!
He gets what he wants or he gets what he wants
and it goes around for what comes around
for this Pineapple crown

Hail! All Hail! to this rivalry stand
this gun at your head is no illusion my friend!
Hail! All Hail! to this Pineapple King
a bargain, I feel, a broken promise, I steal
and no regrets are found fore the charge will sound
on this Pineapple crown

Cause I'll take what's mine
and I'll take what's mine
I'll take what's mine..AND I'LL TAKE WHAT'S HIS!!

and it comes around for this Pineapple crown

Cause I'll take what's mine
and I'll take what's mine
I'll take what's mine..AND I'LL TAKE WHAT'S HIS!!