Navy:
Push comes to shove, we're number one
Try as you might you can not live without
Our helping hands today.

Viequenses:
I do regret the East and West
The sound it pounds upon my brain until
The pounding goes away, and I say…

Strap your welcome to an atom bomb,
and fire that shot right over my lawn
One more day in my backyard's no good -
IT'S BOMBASTIC!!

Navy:
2003 (or 5 or 6!), the Admiral here is in a fix
Try as you might you can not fish without
Our helping hands today.

Viequenses:
I count to three and watch you leave
And ne'r a sound upon the waves will
Come and blow us all away, so I say…

Bridge:
See how high we can pile it up today
Another fence down flares up unless we get our way
And I say one last time another warning come what may
I'll stick a plug into your tug and then we'll send you on your way