Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That�s why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they�re just making sure
That there�s no open bottles in my car

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That�s why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they�re just making sure
That there�s no open bottles in my car

Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That�s why they always pull me over Christmas
They�re gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts

Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
�Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1