Hold still my sweet
Im trying to measure the space between
Your mullet and your jaw
This calipure
No cause for fear
No it, it doesn't hurt
It only helps me measure
How much skin you have
And the top most layer of fat
I wont make that insicion
Until you're nice and numb
Oh and laughing can be so much fun
Please don't doubt my decision

This will be ooh!
This will be aah!
This will be absolutely wee!
This will be nice!
This will be neat and bring you closer to me!
So don't you squirm
Don't you fret
I'm not going to hurt you, yet!
I just feel the need to be gettin a little of you
A lot of blood let in
I know the sensation your probably dreading
For cutting you up will be so refreshing for me!
Refreshing for me!
Refreshing for me!

No, now don't you cry
And don't call Marian, She's my alibi
Oh let me check your toes out
Arent your toenails cute
And red is such a lovely color on you
But you wont be needing those
When you got no knees, or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries!
So still I'll be moved
And don't fight back!
I think you'll find you're missing the point with that
That's enough out of you!

This will be ooh!
This will be aah!
This will be absolutely wee!
This will be nice!
This will be neat!
And bring you closer to me!
So don't you squirm!
Don't you fret!
I'm not going to hurt you, yet!
I just feel the need to be gettin a little of you!
Alot of blood let in
I know the sensation your probably dreading
For cutting you up will be so refreshing for me!
Refreshing for me!

Well once upon a time
Thats where the clock begins
Right after the end
That's right where the plot thins
And I've got no Angel
To keep me in line!
So im taking your narrative
And making it mine!

I'm all out of hurt
You used up all I got
So I'm chopping you up
And still coming up squat!

If I wanted to bleed
I just roll up my sleeves
And saw
And saw
And saw
And saw
And saw
And saw
And saw it
Saw it!
Saw it!

This will be ooh!
This will be aah!
This will be absolutely wee!
This will be nice!
This will be neat!
And bring you closer to me!
So don't you squirm!
Don't you fret!
I'm not going to hurt you, no not yet!

I just feel the need to be gettin a little of you
A lot of blood let in
I know the sensation your probably dreading
But there's one thing you're forgetting

There's nothing like the thrill of shredding a mess
There's no war
No dogs beheading, in cutting you up!
Cutting you up!
Cutting you up
Is going to be so refreshing for me
Refreshing for me
Refreshing for me