Now this is true

Bollocks

No-no-no-no-no-no-no

Bollocks

Now this is true

Let me tell you, let me tell you

Approach the junction at the Apollo

We're due to play there a month tomorrow

Woke up this morning I was the cream of the crop

I should have checked, but I forgot

Send for the cops

In the old black tracksuit that I was sporting

I did some jobs, picked up some parquet flooring

Life was so pleasant on this autumn day

I ran one last errand to The Range and was on my way

The speed limit's twenty by the seventh wonder

I turned the corner probably fifteen under

Woke up this morning I was top of the pops

Now I'm a little more traffic cops, what the f—

"Drivin' 'round town in your new car, baby

What you tryna prove? "

I'm an additional driver, this car's my wife's so

I won't take this from you (Fuck off)

"I'll take your digits and your

number plate for future reference"

All of a sudden the police come over

To me and a forty-four-kilowatt electric motor

They said, “Can you give your license to me? ”

Let me tell you I was not best pleased

I began to plead

"No indication from the Fiat Panda"

"I'm sure you caught it on your dashboard camera"

"Believe me officer the exit was clear"

Someone get me out of here

Now it gets weird

Fella comes over as if to help me

Turns out that all he wanted was a selfie

I used to wish that I was cream of the crop

Now I'm praying for the day that it stops

Send for the cops

"Drivin' 'round town in your new car, baby

What you tryna prove? "

I'm an additional driver, this car's my wife's so

You'll have to speak to her too

"I sure hope that this exchange

does not turn into a sentence"

Do-do-do-do

Now she's claimed the insurance and it's expensive

She said, "I hope you understand from my perspective"

Five-hundred big ones that I had to pay

I should've stayed in bed today, everybody says

"Drivin' 'round town in your new car, baby

What you tryna prove? "

I'm an additional driver, this car's my wife's so

I won't take this from you

I should've got the 192

I should've got the 192 (I should've got the 192)

I should've got the 192 (I should've got the 192)

I should've got the 192 (I should've got the 192)

I should've got the 192 (I should've got the 192)

I should've got the 192

I should've got the 192

I should've got the 192

I should've got the 192

I should've got the 192

192, 192, woo

192, woo, 192, woo

192, 192, two, two, two (192)

Two, two, two, 192