Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning