Uno dos tres cuatro

When you fucked grandpa

Did he tell you that he loved you

Did he hold you untill the sun did rise

And did he look into your eyes

And ask you to falate him

And stick a finger or two in his ass

[Chorus]

He seems like a to-tal asshole

Grand-pa is a total fucking asshole

Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass

He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa

Did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head

And was it on your mothers bed?

[*Chorus sung softly under these words*]

This is fucking stupid man

I cant believe you have sex with your own grandpa!

I mean you guys are related!

Whats he gunna do?

Take out his false teeth?

And just lay them on the side of your bed?

Man you like to fuck him in the bum

And have everyone come in and watch and masturbate?

Come on this place is stupid! I hate you all

Im not even gunna have sex with my mom tonight!

Common this is stupid!

I Hate you!