I love the tip, and I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
'Cause you're a big legged woman, in a short short miniskirt
Promise me darlin', you'll never make me feel like dirt

She's like the vine
goes around the stump, you are mine, call me sugar lump
'Cause you're a big-legged woman, in a short short miniskirt
C'mon, promise me darlin, you'll never make me feel like dirt

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
you mess with my woman, I'm gonna hurt you first
'Cause she's a big-legged woman, in a short short miniskirt
Promise me darlin, you'll never make me feel like dirt

I've told you once, I've told you twice
we go together, like fried beans and rice
'Cause you're a big legged woman, in a short short short miniskirt
Promise me darlin, you'll never make me feel like dirt