[Intro:] Maybe its the weed Maybe its more than the fucking weed
[Hook:] Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me You better send me home Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me Right now that's all I'm on
[Verse 1: Bizarre] I've had a headache for the last three days And the last couple days I been missin' some pay Do I have AIDS? I'm sniffin' and coughin' And really this doesn't happen to often Maybe I'm trippin', maybe I got the flu Maybe I'm stressed out, somethin' I'm goin' through Its been a week and me and wife ain't have sex I'm usually a wild guy, I'll break her fucking neck I'm sick and I'm starting to wimper Its 90 degrees, its like December My temperature is 106 I can't shit and I feel like shit
[Hook: x2] Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me You better send me home Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me Right now that's all I'm on
[Verse 2: Bizarre] More trouble, here comes day two I took a shit in my white underroos My eyes look like I been smokin' crack Exlax got me throwing up big macs Nyquil, Advil, Tylenol, synus Carryin' my ??? around like I'm ??? Maybe its the pork I ate in New York Or maybe my baby mama wantin' child support Or maybe its the fish that made me sick Or maybe its the prostitute I let suck my dick Or maybe its just the bottle of vodka I don't care, I just need to see the doctor
[Hook: x2] Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me You better send me home Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me Right now that's all I'm on
[Verse 3: Obie Trice] I'ma kill this bitch, the tip on my dick Ain't got an itch but I couldn't resist the switch She's the type of bitch made to flinch Walk passed *****s, all in the ass Or its because I had a tall glass I dropped my drawers without my dick wrapped Purhaps, I could catch the crabs But at that moment that's irrelevant I knew what I know now, I practice celibace And be hesitant from tappin' Evelyn Heaven sent a message when I came back negative Never fuck a bitch in the ass off a laxative
[Hook: x2] Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me You better send me home Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me Right now that's all I'm on