Let's sit down and have a think
Think about the future
Pass us down another drink
And fix a suit and tie

Don't let go, not just yet
You're meant for each other
Lock your hooks and lock your hands
In scurvy matrimony

Walk them down the isle at sunset
Let them blow us down
You can see the love pass through their eyes
As flintlocks blow their rounds
And call upon the captain to perform their sacred vows
Their love will last forever when they sail into the clouds

Gather on the poop deck
Let's all have a wedding
All hand hoy, Avast ye
Let's all have a wedding

We all gather here today
For Johnny and Joel
Let's all splice the mainbrace
Let their love travel on

Walk them down the aisle at sunset
Let them blow us down
You can see the love pass through their eyes
As flintlocks blow their rounds
And call upon the captain to perform their sacred vows
Their love will last forever when they sail into the clouds

Did you know that I always really loved you?
I really, really thought you'd like to know
Remember us dancing in the parlor?
We'll live by the docks with a boat

I now pronounce you husband and husband
You may seal your vows with a kiss