I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I gotta shit, I gotta fart, I gotta kill the smell
I gotta crawl back in the sewers where the lizards dwell

I got a gun, it isn't cocked
But I'm trying to shoot a bullet through my cock
So when I get up in the morning I can walk
And maybe talk to paintings hanging on the wall

I wanna shower in the bath water of John McCain
I like the backstreet boys because I know they feel my pain
I'd like to shit inside the shower
Stop it down the drain
I don't wash my underwear because I like the stains

I wanna die in a firefight
And when I'm dead you can just throw my carcass in the trash
I'm getting plastered on the paint
that's from my hidden stash
And I'm living on the street because I burnt all my cash

I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I gotta shit, I gotta fart, I gotta kill the smell
I gotta crawl back in the sewers where the lizards dwell

I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I gotta shit, I gotta fart, I gotta kill the smell
I gotta crawl back in the sewers where the lizards dwell