They offered me the office of
a leaders shop
They said I'd better take anything
they got
do you wannna make tea at the BBC
do you wanna be do you
really wanna be a cop

carreer opportunities


I hate the army and I hate
the RAF
I don't wanna fight in
the tropical heat
I hate the civil service too
I won't open letter bombs
for you


They're gonna have to introduce cons
they're gonna hate to take away
if they wanna get making toys
if they wanna get me well
I got no choice