If you want to build a shed
Go ahead and build a shed
And if you want to ride a bike
Ride your bike, if you like

But don’t pick your nose
Or your ears’ll grow, don’t you know?

And if you want to grease a wheel
If that’s how you feel, grease a wheel
And if you want to paint a gate
It’s not too late to paint your gate

But wear a vest in case of chills
And don’t bolt your meals

So if you want to build a shed
Go ahead and build a shed
And if you want to ride a bike
Ride your bike, if you like

But never listen to
What anyone is telling you