Well, late last night, she parked across the street
I sleep with one eye open, if I sleep
Cause she been weaving webs, she been catching flies
And it's lookin' tough for getting out alive
Darlin' you're so pretty, you're like living on champagne
Baby is so pretty, yeah, pretty damn insane
And I go oo-ee - pretty damned insane

Well she must have called, a hundred times today
"Just listen to me", is all she'll say
But when I quit, it made her crazier
Firing off them lines, I was just a blur
Darlin' you're so pretty, you're like living on cocaine
Baby is so pretty, pretty damn insane
I said oo-ee - pretty damned insane


She kicked in my door, mouth full of hate
Said "Listen to me, Mister Big John Bates"
What could I do, she didn't hear me say
Little butterfly, just flutter away
Darlin' you're so pretty but you've ought to be restrained
Baby is so pretty, yeah pretty damned insane
too-mee - pretty damned insane
Well my baby's pretty - she causin' so much pain
Little baby's pretty, pretty damn insane