Step right up, step right up (Ooh) Oh, baby, it's the grand opening Of Big Freedia Toy Shop (Ooh, yes, child) I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that (Oh yes) I got a grand ole holiday sale Now everyone is welcome to come inside (Ooh, come on in)
You will see when you step inside (Ooh) You don't even have to be invited Everyone is welcome if they buy from My boy toy shop I got different shapes and all kinda sizes Some of them even come with prizes So many options, it's hard to decidе in My boy toy shop
I got blue, brown, and hazel eyеs Gentlemen and naughty guys Uncut or circumsized (Ooh) What you want, no compromise See, this right here, yeah, he is a classic (Yep) Made by hand, not made for the masses (Nope) Solid wood, not made of plastic (Nope) Big dick nigga, it jurassic (Ow)
Over here, the latest model Literally, he a model Plenty here for you to fondle at My boy toy shop (Yeah) Here's a money back guarantee Each sold separately The customers are always pleased At my boy toy shop
Shiny and new (Uh-huh) Shiny and new Shiny and new It's a gift from me to you (Ooh) Shiny and new (Say what?) Shiny and new (Let's go) Shiny and new Unwrap him, he know what to do (Ow)
I hope that you are enjoying the tour I hope that you find what you're looking for in my store Ya heard me?
I got one who'll cook your favorite recipes (Stir it up) One that comes with accessories (Ooh) One that dress up like a deputy (A-ten-hut) (Is he for real?) Bitch, he better be I got one that comes with a suit and tie (Ooh) Execu-dick with a big surprise (Ah) Corporate and classified Take you to the office, let you ride (Uh)
See, this one here he never tires (Uh-uh) Some assembly required (Yup) If you want it, just inquire At my boy toy shop (Toy shop) So go ahead and tell your mom and them (Yep) Where to find GI Joe and Ken (Uh-huh) Make sure you come back again To my boy toy shop (Toy shop, toy shop)
Shiny and new (Uh-huh) Shiny and new (Oh yeah) Shiny and new It's a gift from me to you (I appreciate you guys) Shiny and new (Yep, yep) Shiny and new (Let's go) Shiny and new Unwrap him, he know what to do (Ooh, child)
I hope that everybody enjoyed I wanna thank y'all for coming to the Big Freedia Toy Shop We got gift cards and we got coupons We got this goin' and that goin' It's no refunds and no exchanges You got a in-store credit and it's due within one day (One) Twenty-four hours, baby (That's it) Please, come back soon