So you really like her and you want to win her heart
Well honey your techniques
have been so wrong from the start
Because she has a boyfriend a
Nd you're really not too cool
So here's a secret guaranteed to make the ladies drool

Teach yourself to play guitar, I promise it will take you far
They'll be head over heels
Just strum a few chords together
And her heart will be yours forever
She might love you if you learn to play guitar

You can learn to ride a skateboard
Or you can learn to dance
But you've gotta learn guitar if you're looking for romance
So go ahead and get one, you can buy them pretty cheap
And once you hold it in your hands you'll find a girl to keep

So don't waste your bucks on roses
Even though they're nice
The girls are gonna love you if you
Take my advice, so

Serenade her with a song you wrote for her called baby
You might even be cooler if you play the ukulele
Just play and F and play a C
And she will be most definitely
In your arms, and you will see

She might love you if you learn to play guitar
She might love you if you learn to play guitar