Put whiskey in the gas tank
put blood on the wheels
I gotta jar of tobacco
and I'm down with the deal
well I know that I'm loaded
and I'm outta my mind
I gotta make it to Texas
to see that woman of mine
well my face is all bloodshot
there's a stain on my shirt
if I don't make it to Fort Worth
someone's bound to get hurt
yeah
well I know I'm loaded
and I'm outta my mind
gotta make it to Texas
to see that woman of mine
well I blew out the engine
down in Abilene
and I got on the school bus
I started revvin' that thing
yeah I know that I'm loaded
yeah I'm outta my mind
I gotta make it to Texas