I was ten years old
When I made a discovery
I felt this tingling sensation
All through my body

I knew it wasn't something you tell your parents
So I made it a secret afterschool project

Oh I've been practicing
Oh ever since
Yeah

There's a party in my pants
Party in my pants
For me and my friend
There's a party in my pants
Party in my pants
Just me and my hand

I touch myself in the morning
I touch myself in the evening
I touch myself on my lunch break
I touch myself thinking 'bout your girlfriend

I don't need anybody
I put my trust in me on me
Yeah
These fingers are mine
They never let me down

I'm an expert in the field
I've been doing this for years
I like it soft I like it wet
I like my undies in a mess

I touch myself in the morning
I touch myself in the evening
I touch myself on my lunch break
I touch myself thinking 'bout your girlfriend

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself

There's a party in my pants
for me and my friend
There's a party in my pants
just me and my hand