It's the little old lady

From Pasadena.

The little old lady

From Pasadena

Has a pretty little flower bed

Of white gardenias,

But parked in a rickety old garage

Is a brand new, shiny, red super stock Dodge

And everybody's sayin'

That there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady

From Pasadena.

She drives real fast and she drives real hard.

She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.

It's the little old lady

From Pasadena.

If you see her on the street,

Don't try to choose her.

You might have a goer,

But you'll never lose her.

The guys come to race her from miles around,

But she'll them a leg, then she'll shut 'em down.

And everybody's sayin'

That there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady

From Pasadena.

She drives real fast and she drives real hard.

She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.

Granny, go.

Granny, go.

Granny, go.

Granny, go.