I thought I saw a ghost
It looked like Pavarotti
And moved like a caterpillar
And smiled like Rachel Riley
And when I told my mum what I saw
She said it probably was the cat

Friday, I went to look at some cars
to further Laura's business plan
And we stopped off for a tropical drink
At the Arndale Centre smoothie stand
When the phone rang my sister she gave me the news
Now I never want to smell mangoes

Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting

Saturday, I borrowed money
To fly to Philadelphia
When we took off I remembered
that I was a little shit to everyone there

Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting
At the funeral, my cousin
he asked me in small talk
"Are you making the people dance? "
I said "Sure", and thought to myself
"Who does he think I am, Tame Impala? "

Ghost hunting
Ghost hunting