Your skin is freezing
here let me help you take it off

Feasting with your friends
what a perfect way to end
all these lonely holidays
(la la la la)

Gonna take a piece of your rabies
and vivisect your mind

Snowman smiling with your teeth
fallen angels created with your meat
(That pearly smile.)

Cut, in a thousand slices
Bake you 'til, golden brown
Stuff you with spices
Serve to friends around

Separate, you from your eyes
Turn your girlfriend inside out
and burn her fingernails
(la la la la)

Soak your hands in freezing water
Watching as the skin gets softer
See your bones appear in
dark red snow
Drop further below

Gonna take a piece of your rabies
and vivisect your mind
Gonna take a peek inside your head
and find the worm inside

Cut, in a thousand slices
Bake you 'til, golden brown
Fill you with spices
Serve to friends around

Turn the heat on high and
we'll reduce your blood
boil 'lil boyfriend
with brandy and plums