I'm a psychoo pale germaphobe
Don't-don't-don't-don't touch me
The sun is burning me

I can't stand sunlight
It's been ten years since I've been outside
You can take a pic but don't come near me

My skin in translucent
I look like a skirlley mutant
Get this vampire away from me
Hey-hey-hey-hey

I don't need your judment
The guy from nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already
Your husband's music sucks

I used to be punk rock
But now I'm trying to act j-pop
My carrer's dead someone help me
Hey-hey-hey-hey

This video's so bad
The lyrics are sad
That hello kitty has banned me
I am so Immature
Dressed up like I am four
Am I a rocker or anime?

I'm so c-c-confused!
You stole my haircut and skin tone
And my dubstep style you ho
This song ir horrible joke
These lyrics fit on a post it noote

This vid is so racist
Made my dancers look cloned and brainless
Cause they all look alike to me
Is this bitch serious?

Paid them tons of money
To stereotype their country
We bring dishonor to family
Hey-hey-hey-hey

Calm down mrs. Lavigne
I don't carry disease

You look extremely sickly
Someone kill this guy dead
He just touched my forehead
Get me disinfected right now please
I-I-I-I can't breathe!
Why are you moving like a cartoon?
Because that's japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this

Get out of here you damn racist!
Avril, you must stop this
Everobody hates it
Even more than they despise nickelback
I think we were way off
Dubstep j-pop's not hot
The way back to the top is rap
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!

Fried chicken
Avril on the brack ho
Fried chicken-fried chicken-fried chicken
So finger lickin'
Fried chicken-fried chicken-fried chicken
So finger lickin'
(This is gonna be huge with the urban market!
You two some dumb mothafuckas)