Iggy
First things first I'm a white chick

Random kid
Wait, what?

Iggy
The whole world was confused when they learned this

Random kid

She's not black?

Iggy
And I sound just like Nicki Minaj
If she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce

Random kid
True

Iggy
If you wanna get rap famous
Heh!
Act dirty South and say heh like this
Heh!
Parody a movie like Clueless And then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips

Random kid
You a fake, give Nicki her style back!

Random kid:]
You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff

Iggy
You be trippin', got that hood swag

The class
You're from Australia! Stop acting black!

Charli
No one knows me, just some random chick
They found on the street to sing this obnoxious chorus
My name's Charli
No I am not Lorde!
We just look the same

Random kid
I'm a huge fan of Royals!

Charli
I am not Lorde!

Iggy
I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It's the most time I've spent in school the truth is
I am retarded, high school I departed
That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you're Asian fix your weird eyes!
Mexicans are dirty and wide
And I swear meant that there so much
I'm gonna tweet two more times
If you don't speak english, eat shit!
All the black people get arrested
Speaking of which I look like Marion Wayans from the flick: White chicks
Now tell me who dat, who dat
That is half and half
From the waist up I am White
But from the ass down I'm black
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon
I can't spell because my Iq is negative ten!

Charli
Just like Iggy
I'm stupid also!
Think there's a highway from La to Tokyo

Teacher
There's an ocean

Charli
Can you drive on it?

Teacher
You must be jokin', this is why they tell kids to go to college

Iggy
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher
I-G-G-Y
That is your name, spell that!

Iggy
I-E-G-I?

Teacher
No! Spell that, spell that!

Iggy
H-R-T-5?

Teacher
Noo o-o-o!

Iggy
Who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher
Albert Einstein!

Iggy
Who dat? Who dat?

Teacher
You're kidding me, right?

Iggy
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher
I told you three times!
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?

Charli
Holy shit, Iggy is the alias Nicki Minaj! Ooh