Once a jolly mom and dad camped beside their baby son Under the lights that burned bright in the loo And they sang as they watched and waited til the boy was done Sang, "We'll go a-potty training with you."
Potty training, Potty training We'll go potty training with you And we'll sit and we'll wait and we'll hold your hand 'til you are through We'll go a-potty training with you
Well up jumped the little boy and ran into the living room In came his parents, for they knew They must sit; they must wait; they must watch him make his little doo We'll go a-potty training with you
Potty training, potty training, We'll go potty training with you And we'll sit and we'll wait and we'll hold your hand til you are through We'll go a-potty training with you,
You can lead a lad to water, but you cannot make him sit "You'll never make me," he said as he withdrew And his ghost may be heard as you pass beside the bathroom now Who'll go a-potty training with you