Urgh!

Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on
It's only natural! - It's only me!
Take it from a fella who's been round the block
so many times
He knows the only parking spot that's free
It's only me

You can say I've tried everything
I save on my wedding ring
Who knows me half as well as me?

I'm not antisocial, and it's nothing that's reproachful
It's just natural! - It's only me!
I can't think of anybody else
I'd rather spend some one on one time with
It's not that hard to see
It's only me

I'm the me in monogamy
I'm not asking a lot of me
I give me are. E. S. P. E. C. T

And if you're heart is broken
You can just do what you do best
You can just do what you do
When you're heart is broken
Trust in the one who will love you
Never put others above you

I thought I was using me to get to you
But this is true and natural!
It's only me!
They say you'll never love another
'till you love yourself
Well brother, I'm in love with everyone I see
It's only me

You can say I've tried everything
I save on my wedding ring
Who knows me half as well as me?
I'm the me in monogamy
I'm not asking a lot of me
I give me are. E. S. P. E. C. T

Whoo!
AA Yeah!