1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
And 6 is afraid of 7... cause 7 ate 9!

Nine was minding his business
Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes
Why 7 ate 9? Nobody knows.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10
What about 9?
Seven ate nine!

Oh the cat'll have to live with eight lives now
Ronaldo will have to make do
Ever since seven ate 9 it seems
I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too

Seven ate nine!

Once upon a time in our solar system
We couldn't make do without 9
But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do fine.

Oh the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now
And the Chinese will be out of luck
And the vampires will have to think of some other method
Cause without their K-9's, how will they suck?

Seven ate nine!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10

What about nine?

Seven ate nine!