Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
And you're my dream come true
No matter where I go
All roads lead just to you
Yeah, I'm a nightmare, yeah!

Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
But you know that I love you
And that you can count on me to be true
I know you know that I know
I'm a pain in the ass sometimes
But I promise, I'm working on that too

I'd never write a stupid poppy love song
For anybody but you
I just might call you "Boo"
And if you should die before me
Promise you'll haunt me
Leave the cupboard doors open
Every morning so I know you're there
And that you care

Yeah I'm a nightmare
And you're my dream come true
No matter where I go
All roads lead just to you
Yeah, I'm a nightmare, yeah!

Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
But you know that I love you
And that you can count on me to be true
I get wound up and angry
At the way the world works sometimes
But I can't imagine to get angry with you

I'm trying not to be a fucking psycho
Oh but it's hard some times
When you've got a head like mine
If things don't work between us
Meet me in a parallel universe
I swear I'll do my best
to make it work here first!

Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
And you're my dream come true
No matter where I go
All roads lead just to you
Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
And you're my dream come true
No matter where I go
All roads lead just to you
Yeah, I'm a nightmare, yeah!
Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare