I'm a master of balance
Not a master of disguise
Now, you'll see the difference
Right before your eyes
With my show business flare
I'll stand straight and tall
Perform amazing stunts
To amaze you all
Feast your eyes, gals and guys
Here's a show you cannot miss!
Could the master of disguise... do this?

Astounding, impressive! it's really quite amazing
But how else can you prove
You're not the rascal that I'm chasing?

Well, that was just a taste
Of my many, many talents
Here's another breathtaking, fearless feat of balance
Could le master of disguise do this?
Impressive, amazing! you sure put on a show!

But she could still be faking, you never really know

Since you still suspect... I'm not what I say
Here's the bit that always takes their breath away
Could le master of disguise. do this?
Bet the master of disguise. can't do this!