I took the Green Line and ten MGs
There's a rodeo on sunset where nobody knows me (So I)
Started a fight with an underground magician
He'd be pretty just despite his
slightly vile disposition, oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh

I buy my art of the secondhand
Got a portrait of Elvis, put him on my nightstand, and I
Pray to him sometimes, thankin' God he made us cool
Bet in twenty-five years, I'll be commodified too, oh-oh

They'd call me so fuckin' sick
I'm so fuckin' sick, every day's like the
Best day ever
I'm sick, I'm sick
Oh-oh, oh-oh (I'm sick)
Oh-oh, oh-oh (Every day's like the best)

Mm-mm, mm-mm

My laptop fits in my brand new bag
Thank God, it's the best day ever
My ex's friends rip off my shit
That's fucked, it's the best day ever
(You) You look sick, but we're in LA
You suck, it's the best day ever
I'm so alone, I'm so alone, I'm so alone

They'd call me so fuckin' sick
I'm so fuckin' sick, every day's like the
Best day ever
I'm sick, I'm sick
Oh-oh, oh-oh (They'd call me so fuckin' sick)
Oh-oh, oh-oh (I'm so fuckin' sick)
I'm so alone, I'm so alone (Every day's like the best)
I'm so alone (I'm sick)
I'm so alone, I'm so alone (I'm sick)

Sometimes
I think about choices I made (I'm so fuckin' sick)
What if we never broke up in eleventh grade?
Fuck it! (Every day's like the best)
Baby, what you up to? Hey, how you been? (I'm sick)
I'm still the same as I was back then
so fuckin' sick (I'm sick)
Haha, still so fuckin' sick
Maybe even sicker
And every day's like the best day ever